The Assassination of Gianni Versace has made it to Netflix. This little ol’ miniseries won a bunch of Emmys and the critics love it. (The Versace family hated it, so you know what that means: truth and lies!) Best part is it has Penelope Cruz. Sure the lead guy — what’s his name — won a Golden Globe. Yeah he create a creepy, soulless, and totally believable serial killer, but Penelope, ah! I’m not fascinated with blood and murder like the rest of the world, but I’ll step over a trail of dead bodies to watch anything with Penelope.